So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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