I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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