You're so nebulous sometimes
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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