Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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