You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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