"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
