started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We are two peas in an std pod
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
