Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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