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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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