We're facebook friends in real life
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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