It's Friday. Sex?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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