ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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