You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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