Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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