I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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