I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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