you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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