hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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