He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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