The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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