I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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