Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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