love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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