So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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