He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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