We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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