Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i think my tv is drunk
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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