I hope mine doesn't look like that
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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