Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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