i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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