I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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