Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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