He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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