my mouth tastes like poor choices
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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