Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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