ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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