Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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