So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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