i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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