I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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