My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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