whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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