in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Help me help you realize you are a moron
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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