How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Randomize
