is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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