Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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