So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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