i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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