so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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