At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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