its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
People in love make me want to vomit
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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