Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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