"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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